A Husband and wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it "PHONE CALL",
So that the kids will not decode. One day the husband sent his son to tell mum that he
wanted to make a phone call. Mum replies tell ur dad that network is very busy today.
Husband replies, tell your mum that if the network is busy at home, I will go to a public
phone booth. Wife replies, Tell your dad that If he dares, I will open a business centre...