Joke: The Quick Offer

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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rang.
After a few seconds of arguing over who goes to answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wrap herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opened the door, there stands Festus, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Festus says, I will offer you #100,000, just to drop that towel that you have on. After thinking for a moment the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Festus. Festus has a close look at her for a second, hand over the #100,000 and Kemi leave confused, but exalted about her good fortune, she wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asked from the shower," who was that? "
"it was Festus, the next-door neighbour: she replies.
Great " the husband says " did he say anything about the #100,000 he owes me?"
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