WIFE: your honour, I will go with two kids while he goes with one, I'm their mother and my children will not grow up without the presence of their mum.
Dennis: No your honour, I'm the one who's going away with two of the kids while she goes with one, I'm their father and I have to be present for my children.
JUDGE: You both want to go away with two kids, what are we going to do now?
Dennis and his wife steps out of the boxes and started whispering furiously to each other's ears.
A few minutes later, they were all smiles and says "Your honour, we've concluded that you should give us a year to come again with this matter, we want to make another kid so that we will be able to share equally"
9months later and they were blessed with twins
Trouble continues...