Two women meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second woman replied." So how did you die?" The second woman asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first woman. The second woman then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"
